snorlaxatives:
“ I HATE TWITTER
”

snorlaxatives:

I HATE TWITTER

(via joshpeck)

@2 years ago with 99248 notes

doctor-nut:

porkfriedpussy:

gj1993:

nikolajokic:

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

(via giggle)

@2 years ago with 566454 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

(Source: jewbians, via giggle)

@2 years ago with 445575 notes

maverriicks:

when u trying really hard to be a happy chap but still think jumping off a bridge is a 10/10 idea

(Source: un-rest, via zahbeth)

@3 years ago with 73470 notes

hypnomaniac:

i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart 

(via busiest)

@3 years ago with 822193 notes

magnezone:

bae: texts back 20 minutes later

me: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown

(via fag)

@3 years ago with 354286 notes

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

image

(via distraction)

@3 years ago with 907243 notes
jewmanji:
“goodbye
”

jewmanji:

goodbye

(Source: gennyescsecsemo, via distraction)

@3 years ago with 339962 notes

fukkkres:

safety boy tell ‘em

(via giggle)

@2 years ago with 333217 notes

Reblog if u are mean

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via giggle)

@2 years ago with 116141 notes
@3 years ago with 1342842 notes
zechv:
“usuk-omg:
“ nowaitstop:
“ You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
”
too risky man
”
how did her get his head in there
”

zechv:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

how did her get his head in there

(Source: vaporwavebear, via busiest)

@3 years ago with 1092845 notes

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via giggle)

@3 years ago with 151668 notes

hersheywrites:

“Black women don’t look like that.”

“She didn’t darken her skin.”

“It’s just lighting.”

“She’s the same skin tone with a black light.”

image

I’ll just leave this here. 

(Source: kimreesesdaughter, via wildrattie)

@3 years ago with 28620 notes

penis-hilton:

nice-wig-janis:

OMG

P L E A S E

(Source: douhgnut, via busiest)

@3 years ago with 413359 notes